晚上好 Good evening.
我是帕特先生 I'm Mister Pat.
而我.. 我是.. And I'm... and I am...
背 back.
下午好 居民们 Good afternoon, residents.
午餐将在五分钟后准备好 Lunch will be served in five minutes.
我们今天的特色菜 水果鸡尾酒 Our special item of the day, fruit cocktail.
很好 帕特 让你的腿保持活动 Good, Pat. Keep those legs moving.
能说句话吗？ A word?
怎么了 医生？上面写了什么？ What's it, Doc? What's it say?
我不会建议你... I wouldn't suggest a...
不 我不这么认为 字太小了 No, I don't think so, the words are too small.
你们要出去吗？ You guys gonna go outside?
-我不会的.我不会去...-你要出去吗？ - I wouldn't. I'm not going... - You're going outside?
-...或者我想我会的.-不 不. - ...or I think I will. - No, no.
我会帮你脱身的 I'll help you get out there.
我们将在外面野餐 We'll have a little picnic outside.
如果刮风的话 它不会伤到我的头发或任何东西 It won't hurt my hair or anything if it's windy.
你不会因为这些而受伤的 You're not getting hurt by any of that.
你不会让我和你一起出去吧？ You're not gonna let me go outside with you?
当然 一切都会好的 Sure, it'll be fine.
我不知道 我不知道 I don't know. I don't know.
我想我女儿今天会来 I think my daughter is coming today.
你的书写得怎么样了？ How is your book coming along?
这并不是很有趣 It's not very interesting.
你为什么一直在看它？ Why do you keep reading it?
我没别的事可做 I haven't got anything else to do.
太不幸了 That's too bad.
尤妮斯！ Eunice!
帕特！你还活着？ Pat! You're still alive?
我是怎么跟你说的 What did I tell you about
抬起你的头？ keeping your head elevated?
我该拿你怎么办？ What am I gonna do with you?
这就对了 There you go.
我看到了 婊子 I saw that, bitch.
女孩 你太过分了 Girl, you are too much.
大家早上好 Good morning, everyone.
早上好 小姐 Good morning, miss.
一位叫香洛克的先生要见你 说他是一名律师 A Mr. Shanrock here to see you. Says he's an attorney.
我应该告诉他你死了吗？ Should I tell him you dead?
帕特里克·皮森巴格！已经有好几年了 Patrick Pitsenbarger! It's been years.
你今天看过《纪事报》吗？ Have you seen The Register today?
我很抱歉让你知道 I'm sorry to let you know that,
一位前客户去世了 a former client has passed away.
我们输了.. We've lost...
丽塔·帕克·斯隆 Rita Parker Sloan.
丽塔在她的遗嘱中明确指出你 Rita specified in her will that you
为她的葬礼做头发和化妆 were to do her hair and make-up for the funeral.
嗯 首映是后天上午11点 Uh, first showing is day after tomorrow at 11:00 a.m.
兰瑟姆殡仪馆明晚需要你的服务 Ransom Funeral Home will require your services tomorrow night.
那张照片是一年前的 That photo is from a year ago.
也许你可以重塑同样的发型？ Perhaps you could recreate the same hairstyle?
-一分为二？-他说话了！ - Split ends and all? - He speaks!
哦 我会.. 我永远不会忘记.. Oh, I'll... I'll never forget...
你以前是怎么为丽塔的圣诞派对化妆的 how you used to make up Rita for her Christmas parties
在豪宅里 at the mansion.
男孩哦男孩 帕特里克... Boy oh boy, Patrick...
你让丽塔·帕克·斯隆 you made Rita Parker Sloan
镇上最迷人的女人 the most glamorous woman in town.
她应该更新她的遗嘱 She should have updated her will.
我亲自给她做了最后的修改 I entered her final revisions personally
在她死前一周 a week before she died.
丽塔以客户的身份离开了我 你还记得吗？ Rita left me as a client. You remember?
我还记得你们是好朋友 I also remember you were close friends,
亲爱的朋友们 dear friends.
我已经好几年没拔头发了 I haven't pulled hair in years.
很自然地 遗嘱会做出规定 Naturally, the will makes a provision
对于所提供的服务 for services rendered.
丽塔想要把事情做好 Rita wants to make things right.
我退休了 I'm retired.
过去的就让它过去吧 帕特里克 Let bygones be bygones, Patrick.
心怀怨恨是不健康的 It's not healthy to hold a grudge.
你会拒绝一个伟大的女人的遗愿吗？ You would deny a great woman her dying wish?
把这位先生送出家门 Show the gentleman the door.
香洛克先生？ Mr. Shanrock?
用糟糕的头发埋葬她 Bury her with bad hair.
用药窗口 The medication window
现在已经开放了 药物.. is now open. The medication...
你在这里抽烟吗 帕特？ You smoking in here, Pat?
好了 让我们抬起你的头 Well, let's elevate your head.
好 保持冷静 保持冷静 Okay, stay calm, stay calm.
呼吸 Breathe.
你答应过多少次了？ How many times have you promised?
他们在哪里 帕特？ Where they at, Pat?
我知道他们就在这附近的某个地方 I know they are around here somewhere.
有时我觉得你想再中风一次 Sometimes I think you want to have another stroke.
桑德尔 这就是我的全部 Shaundell, that's all I have.
格蒂小姐总是留着漂亮的头发 Miss Gertie always had beautiful hair.
还记得这个吗？ Remember this one?
漂亮的 Beautiful.
别担心 Don't worry.
我们会清理干净的 We will clean it up.
这里 它是开着的 Here, it's open.
-早上好 -你好. - Morning. - Hello.
兰瑟姆殡仪馆还在市中心吗？ Is the Ransom Funeral Home still downtown?
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
沃特街 就在帕克·斯隆大厦前面 Water Street, just down past the Parker Sloan Mansion.
祝您今天愉快 Have a nice day.
不过 从这里出发要走几步路 It's some hike from here though.
先生 你还好吗？ Sir, are you all right?
让我来帮你一把 Lemme give you a hand.
我很好 I'm fine.
我能载你去兰瑟姆吗？ Can I give you a ride to Ransom?
不 不 不 No, no, no.
我要去买东西 I'm going shopping.
-一包羊肚菌 -莫尔斯？真的吗？ - Pack of Mores. - Mores? For real?
现在人们不再要求这些了 Folks don't ask for these nowadays.
你妻子还在抽摩尔香烟吗？ Your wife still smokes Mores?
她很喜欢它们 She adores them.
纳普美容用品店 还在蒂芬大道吗？ Knapp Beauty Supply, still on Tiffin Avenue?
不知道 伙计 No clue, dude.
呃 在海边有一家很棒的沙龙 Uh, there's a fabulous salon down by the waterfront,
迪迪戴尔的住处 Dee Dee Dale's place.
她还活着吗？ She's still alive?
-迪迪拥有一切 -谢谢你 小姐 - Dee Dee has everything. - Thank you, miss,
但我的客户要求高质量的美容产品 but my client demands high quality beauty products.
就像维凡特一样 Like Vivanté.
他们还在生产Vivanté吗？ They still make Vivanté?
5.23 5.23.
一包吗？ For one pack?
你可以充值吗？ You can charge it instead?
-你有现金支票吗？-私人支票？ - You cash checks? - Personal?
政府 Government.
我知道你在想什么 I know what you're thinking.
“一个如此完美无瑕的人 "How could someone so flawless,
有可能是社保人员吗？“ possibly be on Social Security?"
你把话从我嘴里说出来了 You took the words right out of my mouth.
再来两包上路用的羊肚菌 Two more packs of Mores for the road.
21.92美元是找您的零钱 21.92 is your change.
还有几张票 And some tickets.
两部 《Some Like It热点》 八部 《皇家赌场》 Two, "Some Like it Hot", eight, "Casino Royale"
一个是“通往百万的最快之路” and one, "Fastest Road To One Million."
打我 Hit me.
那块石头肯定不一样 That rock sure is different.
这个词的来源还有很多 There are plenty more where this came from.
大卫把它们都给了我 每个都有一个故事 David gave them all to me and each one has a story.
我敢打赌 I'll bet.
-我有工作要做.-那是什么？ - I have a job to do. - What's that?
我得让一位女士变漂亮 她的头发 I have to make a lady beautiful. Her hair.
你就是这么干的吗？ Is that what you do?
-你是美容师？-是的 - You are a beautician? - Yeah.
我曾经是 是啊 是啊 I was. Yeah, yeah.
我是一名理发师 我非常成功 I'm a hairdresser, I was very successful...
...当我年轻的时候在这个美丽的小镇上. ...when I was young in this beautiful town.
我有最好的客户 最有钱的女人 I had the best clients, the richest woman.
-那是谁-然后... - Who was that? - And then...
什么？-那是谁？ - What? - Who was that?
丽塔 Rita.
然后 我的助手开了自己的店 And then, my assistant opened her own store
就在我对面 right across from me.
带走了我最重要的客户之一 And took one of my most important clients with her.
-这需要一些勇气 -是啊 然后我的朋友死了. - That took some nerve. - Yeah, and then my friend died.
你的朋友大卫？ Your friend, David?
是啊 大卫死了 我做了第二次抵押贷款 Yeah, David died. And I took a second mortgage.
但是 侄子拿走了所有的东西 他什么都得到了 我把它弄丢了 But, the nephew took everything. He got everything. I lost it.
-大卫是怎么死的？-艾滋病 - What did David die of? - AIDS.
你好 Hello.
桑达斯基 Sandusky.
现在 你知道 有很多事情我都不是 Now, you know, there's a lot of things that I am not,
-而这一条就是其中之一 -我知道. - and the one is one of them. - I know that.
我知道 女孩 我知道这一点 I know that, girl. I know it.
亲爱的 你自己也是个火爆的人 Honey, you are a fiery one yourself too.
-这曾经是...-白色的？ - This used to be... - White?
我的美容用品店 My beauty supply store.
-我有一个账户.-哦. - I had an account. - Oh.
你很久以前就回来了 You goin' way back in the day.
你在找什么？ Whatchu looking for?
完美的漂白粉和维凡特 Perfect Powder Bleach and Vivanté.
你在这里是买不到的 You won't get that here.
宝贝 那一巴掌不会粘在尿布头上 And baby, that smack don't stick to nappy heads.
现在 如果你想要一些Kizzy的女儿Pomade Now, if you want some Kizzy's Daughter Pomade,
或者是佐拉小姐的奶油 or Miss Zora's Buttercream.
见鬼 即使是一个多汁的屁股Jerri Curl 我也抓到你了 Hell, even some juicy ass Jerri Curl, I got you.
-去市中心的迪迪戴尔餐厅试试 -我宁愿吞下粘液 - Try Dee Dee Dale's downtown. - I'd rather swallow mucus.
你为什么不告诉我们 你的真实感受呢？ Why don't you tell us, how you really feel?
他是对的 我和迪迪一起毕业 她很恶心 He right though, I graduated with Dee Dee and she nasty.
嗯 迪迪是这镇上唯一的游戏 真的 Well, Dee Dee's the only game in town these days, for real.
哦 宝贝 你看起来就像你的贵宾犬刚刚死了 Aw, baby. You look like your poodle just died.
我是说 我们失去了莎莉·美人 I mean, we lost our Sally Beauty.
除非你大老远开车去洛雷恩 Unless you finna drive all the way out to Lorain.
哇 等一下 宝贝 放慢你的速度 Whoa, hold up, baby. Slow your roll.
现在 你可怜的白脑袋变成了热乎乎的脆片 Now, your poor, white head turned to a hot damn crisp.
是的 是这样的 Yes, it is.
我想你们不会卖防晒霜吧？ I don't suppose you sell sunscreen?
防晒霜！你. Sunscreen! You...
哦 保佑他的心 帮帮他 Oh, bless his heart. Help him out.
给 拿着埃尔玛的帽子 Here, take Erma's hat.
我不想听到任何关于皮肤癌的消息 I don't wanna hear nothing about no skin cancer.
埃尔玛不会错过吗？ And Erma won't miss it?
不 宝贝 埃尔玛死了 No, baby. Erma's dead.
埃尔玛 不要错过狗屎 Erma don't miss shit.
来吧 沙沙 Come on, sashay.
“他的态度 ” "Hattitude."
-“Hatality”-Ro Ro：是的 那个女孩! - "Hattitude" - Ro Ro: Yes. That girl!
-我的天.-一团糟 - My goodness. - A mess.
哦 孩子 Oh, child.
102.7 102.7.
外面又会很热的 桑达斯基 It's gonna be another scorcher out there, Sandusky.
看看天气 天气很热！ Checking the weather, it is hot!
我们走吧 Let's go.
什么？ What?
-再见.-再见. - Bye. - Bye.
嘿 先生 Hey, mister.
大家都到齐了 Everyone's here.
到花园里来 Come out to the garden.
你听得见吗？ Can you hear me?
你拆了我的房子？ You tore my house down?
-她只是走得太远了-我们感觉不舒服 - She was just too far gone. - We feel sick.
你在下面发现什么了吗？ Did you find anything down there?
-比如？-有一盒维凡特. - Like what? - There was a box of Vivanté.
哦！哪儿也别去 Ooh! Don't go anywhere.
拜托 我们出去走走吧 Please, let's step outside.
在这里 大卫和我种植了马蹄莲 Here, David and I planted the calla lilies.
在那里 就是喷泉 And there, was the fountain.
哦 那是真的吗？ Oh, is that what that was?
我的当事人 My client,
丽塔 捐赠了她从意大利带回来的瓷砖 Rita, donated the tiles she brought back from Italy,
去给她洗主浴 to do her master bath.
但后来她改变了对颜色的看法 But then she changed her mind about the color.
大卫建造了它 一切都是从头开始 David built it. Everything from scratch.
-听起来是个不错的人.-但他没有遗嘱. - Sounds like quite a guy. - But he didn't have a will.
他的侄子继承了一切 His nephew inherited everything.
好吧 至少这样的事情今天永远不会发生 Well, at least something like that can never happen today.
-是的 太棒了 -惊喜！还记得这个吗？ - Yeah. Great. - Surprise! Remember this?
我的洗发水呢？ Where's my shampoo?
你的老房子里只剩下这些了 This was all that was left in your old house.
我想我该走了 I think I should go.
你会在什么时候再来看我吗？ Will you come back and visit sometime?
嗯 Yeah.
-再见 帕特.-再见. - Bye, Pat. - Bye.
谢谢你的午餐！ Thanks for the lunch!
桑达斯基 我来了 Sandusky, here I come.
-你好.-嗨. - Hello. - Hi.
尤妮斯？ Eunice?
尤妮斯 Eunice.
香洛克和香洛克 Shanrock and Shanrock.
呃 我是沃尔特·香洛克 Uh, Walter Shanrock, please.
他在法院待到4点 He's at the courthouse until 4:00.
-这是指什么？-丽塔·帕克·斯隆 - What's this in reference to? - Rita Parker Sloan.
呃 奶油和糖 Uh, cream and sugar.
去市中心的迪迪·戴尔餐厅试试吧 Try Dee Dee Dale's downtown.
迪迪什么都有 Dee Dee has everything.
我是和迪迪一起毕业的 她太下流了 I graduated with Dee Dee. She nasty.
一共83美分 That'll be 83 cents.
谢谢 Thank you.
嘿 先生 Hey, mister.
到花园里来 Come to the garden.
听到丽塔的事我很难过 So sorry to hear about Rita.
是的 伟大的女人 Yes, great woman.
香洛克先生 Mr. Shanrock.
香洛克先生？-帕特？ - Mr. Shanrock? - Pat?
我来演丽塔 有一个条件 I'll do Rita. One condition.
我现在需要现金 I need cash now.
哦 我敢肯定 丽塔一定会很高兴的 Oh, I'm sure, Rita would be tickled pink.
但这是有规定的 帕特 But there's a protocol, Pat.
我不能就这样从第一桑达斯基撤退 I can't just make a withdrawal from First Sandusky.
哦 不?你哥哥是银行的老板！ Oh no? Your brother owns the bank!
我们将很乐意准备一张保兑支票 We will be delighted to prepare a certified check
在遗产通过遗嘱认证后获得25,000美元 for 25,000 dollars after the estate clears probate.
-这需要多长时间？-不超过六个月 - And how long will that take? - No more than six months.
六个月？到那时我已经死了！ Six months? I'll be dead by then!
听着 小家伙 我知道我们经历了起起伏伏 Listen, buster. I know we've had our ups and downs.
但就像我告诉你的 But like I told you,
当你合伙人的近亲留在公司的时候 when your partner's next of kin retained the firm,
为了解决他的财产问题 规则不是我定的 to settle his estate, I don't make the rules.
我肯定不会在镇上走来走去 And I most certainly don't walk around town
用我委托人的钱 with my client's money.
我有开销 我得买美容产品 I have expenses. I have to purchase beauty products.
给我一笔贷款 请给我一些预付款 Give me a loan. Some kind of advance, please.
两张十元的能帮上忙吗？ Would two tens help?
赎金会让丽塔在晚上7点前准备好 今晚 The Ransoms will have Rita ready by 7:00 p.m. tonight.
请抓紧时间 你知道谢尔曼不喜欢等 Please be prompt. You know Sherman doesn't like to wait.
请停下来！请停下来！请停下来！ Please stop! Please stop! Please stop!
-杰弗里 不用找了.-为什么 谢谢你. - Jeffrey, keep the change. - Why, thank you.
我没有两个 也没有三个 I don't have a two, I don't have three,
我没有四个 但我有五个 I don't have four, but I have five.
琳达 我五点带你去 Linda, I'm gonna take you at five.
我们要做矫直器 We're gonna do the straightener.
-你有预约吗？-没有 - Do you have an appointment? - No.
好吧 我就帮你把这个放进去 Okay. I'm just gonna put this in for you.
而且 这是你下一张的5%的折扣 And, here's five percent off of your next
你就会有卡罗琳 她太棒了 好吗 亲爱的？ and you'll have Caroline. She's so good. Okay, darling?
-非常感谢 -当然 - Thank you very much. - Of course.
祝你有美好的一天 -你也是. - Have a wonderful day. - You too.
我的天啊 Oh my God.
帕特？ Pat?
是你吗？ Is it you?
不是的 No.
你看起来很.. You look so...
运动型的 athletic.
哇 进来吧 Wow. Come on in.
特里斯坦 看看这个 Now, Tristan, check this out.
这个人给了我在这个行业的第一份工作 This man gave me my first job in the business.
现在他来了 擦你的Vivanté And now he is, mopping your Vivanté.
好吧.. Well...
他不该这么做 但毕竟 he shouldn't have done that, but after all,
你得让这家伙休息一下 因为他真的是个传奇人物 you gotta catch this guy a break 'cause, he really is a legend.
这是帕特里克·皮森巴格 This is Patrick Pitsenbarger.
他以前做过桑达斯基所有的社会名流 He did all the socialites of Sandusky back in the day.
没错 很久很久以前 That's right. Once upon a time.
好吧 如果你想的话我可以帮你把它擦干净 Well, I can dust that off for you if you want.
是啊 你知道吗 我一开始是打扫头发 Yeah, you know, I started off sweeping hair,
然后 我一路努力 一直到第二主席 and then, I worked my way all the way up to second chair.
当Dee Dee开了自己的店时 我感到非常自豪 I was so proud when Dee Dee opened up her own shop.
就在我家的街对面 Right across the street from mine.
你知道 帕特里克总是那么挑剔 You know, Patrick was always so particular.
迪迪对我的客户很好 And Dee Dee was very nice to my clients.
事实上 她辞职的时候带走了我最好的一张 In fact, she took my best one with her when she quit.
桑达斯基是.. Well, Sandusky is...
现在真的要卷土重来了 是吗？ having a real comeback right now, huh?
也许. Maybe...
我的生意做得很好 我知道这一点 My business is doing great. I know that.
我是说 我不得不扩建这个地方 让它 I mean, I've had to expand this place and make it
提供多种服务的美容院 设施齐全 a multi-service salon with all the amenities.
客户想要的是手艺 迪迪 而不是花哨的东西 Clients want craft, Dee Dee, not bells and whistles.
不. No...
上帝保佑 你有没有听过任何人的意见 God forbid, you ever listened to anybody about anything.
你知道吗 他们 呃... You know what, they, uh...
他们已经停产了Vivanté they've discontinued the Vivanté
因为这是.. 它的挥发性有机化合物太高了 because it's... It's got too high VOCs.
但你知道 我是说 有很多 But you know, I mean, there's plenty
绿色和清洁技术 of green and clean technologies
你知道 这是在你失去你的小店之后出现的 you know, that came up after you lost your little shop.
但那也没关系 这是丽塔的最爱 But that's okay. It's Rita's favorite.
好吧 也许 你得在天堂告诉丽塔 Well, maybe, you're gonna have to tell Rita that in Heaven.
我是说 你甚至都不知道 I mean, you don't even know this,
但丽塔这周死了 but Rita kicked the bucket this week.
亲爱的 我在去兰瑟姆的路上 My dear, I'm on the way to Ransom.
不 你不是 No, you're not.
谢尔曼正在做她 在家里 Sherman is doing her, in house.
香洛克亲自来了 然后他求我 Shanrock came personally. And he begged me.
他求我帮她做头发 He begged me to do her hair.
真的？ Really?
在死亡的时候 丽塔想起了她的品味 In death, Rita remembered that she had taste.
味觉还是痴呆症？你决定吧 Taste or dementia? You decide.
但不管怎样 你知道 不管你要做什么 But anyway, you know, whatever you gotta do
自我感觉良好 to feel good about yourself.
你猜怎么着 我会以2.49英镑的价格把这个给你 Guess what, I'm gonna give this to you for 2.49.
这是一个无价值的股票折扣 That's a dead stock discount.
哦 你没有钱吗？ Oh, you don't have the money?
啊 我很抱歉 我不能给你 Aw, I'm sorry. I can't give it to you.
因为你猜怎么着 Because guess what,
我还在等我最后三份薪水 I'm still waiting for my last three paychecks.
好的.. 太傻了！ All right... silly!
所以这是 我要把它给你 So it's... I'm gonna give it to you.
只是 我是说 我... It's just, I mean, I...
我不知道这会对你有多大影响 因为 你知道... I don't know how much it's gonna do you because, you know...
所有的秃头斑点 all the bald spots.
我没有从你这里偷走丽塔 帕特先生 I didn't steal Rita from you, Mister Pat.
你失手了 我在那里接住了球 You dropped the ball and I was there to catch it.
尤妮斯？ Eunice?
尤妮斯！ Eunice!
WCPZ…… WCPZ...
-你让我变成了金发 -你说什么？ - You made me blonde. - Excuse me?
一开始我并不确定 I wasn't sure at first,
但后来我看到了戒指 我知道了 but then I saw the rings and I knew.
我十九岁的时候来找过你 想起来了吗？ I came to you when I was nineteen. Remember?
是 Yes.
我想你不会记得的 I wouldn't think you would remember.
我只进去过一次 I only came in there once.
对不起 I'm sorry.
你在开我的玩笑吗？你太棒了 Are you kidding me? You were wonderful.
当时我有一个年轻的孩子 I had a young one at the time
我跟不上金发女郎的保养 and I couldn't keep up with the blonde maintenance.
或者价格 就我所记得的 你可不便宜 Or the price, as I recall. You weren't cheap.
不是吗？ No?
我很惊讶你还记得我 I'm surprised you still remember me.
谁会忘记《桑达斯基的自由》？ Who could forget the "Liberace of Sandusky?"
我是那个男的吗？ Was I that butch?
我能帮你找点什么吗？ Can I help you find something?
什么都要吗？ How about everything?
噢!给我一秒钟 Oh! Give me one second.
答-达！ Ta-da!
我一直把它留给合适的客户 I've been saving it for the right customer.
试穿一下？ Try it on?
那么 它是如何适应的呢？ So, how's it fitting?
我不确定我还能不能成功 Not sure I can still pull it off.
让我看看 Show me.
不许动 Don't move.
锦上添花 The icing on the cake.
你又开始变得像你自己了 You're starting to look like you again.
谢谢你 苏 Thank you, Sue.
你怎么知道我的名字的？ How did you know my name?
你是来烫发的 You came for a perm
我把你说服成了“多萝西·哈米尔” and I talked you into a "Dorothy Hamill."
你告诉我你从护士学校退学了 And you told me that you dropped out of nursing school
因为你怀孕了 because you got pregnant.
你儿子的名字叫丹尼 And the name of your son, is Danny.
你知道 有时候 这需要一段时间 You know, sometimes, it takes a while.
但一切都在上面的某个地方 But it's all up there somewhere.
我丈夫认为《多萝西·哈米尔》的剪裁 My husband thought the "Dorothy Hamill" cut
顺便说一句 太短了 was too short, by the way.
但是 回过头来看 我感觉自己从来没有这么漂亮过 But, looking back... I never felt prettier.
它还在里面 It's still in there.
我希望如此 I wish.
我必须告诉你一件事 I must tell you something.
我没有钱 I don't have any money.
-你好.-你好. - Hello. - Hello.
桑达斯基 Sandusky.
桑达斯基！ Sandusky!
帕特回来了 Pat is back.
这是一个双赢的提议 It's a win-win proposition.
我们.. 我们要削尖铅笔 We... We'll sharpen our pencils
并让它成为现实 and make it happen.
呃 那是殡仪馆 让我稍后再回到你的身边 Uh, that's the funeral home. Let me circle back to you later.
兰瑟姆先生 Mr. Ransom.
不 是多加50把椅子 不是30把 No, it's 50 extra chairs, not 30.
她说得很具体 She was very specific.
哦 我很感激你为奶奶付出了额外的努力 Oh, I appreciate you going the extra mile for grandma.
谢谢您 先生 Thank you, sir.
你好? Hello?
我还能在那里看到你 I can still see you there.
-你想要什么？-我是理发师 - What do you want? - I'm the hairdresser.
我的天啊 帕特？ Oh my God. Pat?
我是达斯汀 I'm Dustin.
丽塔的孙子 Rita's grandson.
很高兴终于见到你了！ So nice to finally meet you!
我记得你出生的时候 I remember when you were born.
好了 这需要来一杯烈酒 请 Well, this calls for a highball. Please.
欢迎 请进 Welcome. Please, come in.
谢谢 Thank you.
我们在家里做了临终关怀 We had hospice in the home.
来 Come.
她的婚礼是你设计的吗？ Did you style her wedding?
他们三个都是 All three of them.
奶奶为她的葬礼陈列挑选了所有的照片 Grandma chose all the photos for her funeral display.
她是.. 她是个十全十美的人 She was... She was quite the perfectionist.
你是这么叫它的吗？ Is that what you call it?
那么 这么多年你是怎么忍受她的？ So, how did you put up with her all those years?
加拿大威士忌 石头 Canadian whiskey. Rocks.
我去拿 I'll get it.
你一定对这所房子有一些美好的回忆 You must have some great memories of this house.
我从来没有进去过 I never set foot inside.
什么？ What?
那所有的派对呢？ What about all those parties?
我一直都很清楚自己的位置 I always knew my place.
我去拿些冰块 I'll get some ice.
我是丽塔·帕克·斯隆 You have reached Rita Parker Sloan.
请留言 Please leave a message,
我会在方便的时候尽快给你回电话 and I shall return your call at my earliest convenience.
帕特？ Pat?
请再来一份双人份 Another double, please.
-哦 口渴了 是吗？-嗯. - Oh, thirsty, huh? - Mm-hmm.
五分钟后.. In five minutes...
我应该让一个死了的婊子看起来像人类 I'm supposed to make a dead bitch look human.
我不确定我是否准备好接受挑战 Not sure I'm up for the challenge.
至少她不会抱怨 At least she won't complain.
就这一次 For once.
她是不是很难对付？ Was she a handful?
噢!一个苛刻的共和党怪物 Oh! A demanding, Republican monster,
但她在鞋子方面很有品味 but she had great taste, in shoes.
听起来像是噩梦 Sounds like a nightmare.
我很崇拜她 I adored her.
没人记得我 Nobody remembers me.
我曾经在这里表演过.. 每周六晚上 I used to perform here... every Saturday night.
真的？你的变装名字是什么？ Really? What was your drag name?
帕特先生 Mister Pat.
一定是在我的时代之前 Must have been before my time.
是 那是在你怀孕之前 Yes. It was before you were conceived.
-你看到那个舞台了吗？-嗯. - You see that stage? - Uh-huh.
这是我的爱人大卫造的 他 呃 手脚很灵巧 My lover, David, built that. He was, uh, very handy.
从多个方面来看 In more ways than one.
我缝了窗帘 I sewed the curtains,
尤妮斯把闪光剂放进了油漆里 and Eunice put the glitter in the paint.
镇上的每一位女王都出钱开了这个垃圾场 Every queen in town pitched in to open this dump.
但也许你太年轻了 还不知道蒂姆和迈克是谁 But maybe you're too young to know who Tim and Mike was.
他们开了酒吧 They opened the bar.
我记得有那么多人 There were so many people I remember.
芝士蛋糕小姐 脏脚踝？ Miss Cheesecake, Dirty Ankle?
有一位非常有趣的顾客 And there was one very interesting customer.
哈利 Harry.
他是一名卡车司机 每个星期六都来 He was a truck driver and he came every Saturday
来看我的表演 to see me perform.
“帕特先生 ”他人很好 "Mister Pat." He was very nice.
嗯 我听说大多数的常客 Well, I heard that most of the regulars
不再出来了 但是.. 但也许你的朋友们会 stopped coming out. But... But maybe your friends will
今晚一定会成功的 看在老天的份上 will make it tonight, for old times' sake.
这地方就是我的家 This place was family.
水晶吊灯出了什么事 What's happened with the crystal chandelier,
挂在舞池上方的那个？ that hung above the dance floor?
它已经过时了 他们把它取下来了 It got old. They took it down.
丽塔的另一件二手货 Another of Rita's hand-me-downs.
如果她知道 这些水晶看到了什么 If she would have known, what these crystals have seen.
-什么？在哪里？-今晚是最后一晚 - What? Where? - Tonight's the last night.
我不明白 I don't understand.
哈维出卖给了一对年轻的同性恋夫妇 Harvey sold out to some young gay couple.
他们要把整栋楼变成这样 They're turning the whole building into this
直的 胃部微型酿造酒吧 straight, gastro micro brew pub.
“加斯特罗”什么？ "Gastro" what?
他们正在安装巨型水箱来酿造手工啤酒 They are installing giant tanks to brew artisan craft beer.
但我们要在哪里跳舞呢？ But where will we dance?
-给你.不用找钱了 -嘿 大手大脚的人. - Here. Keep the change. - Hey, big spender.
我回来了 I'm back.
为什么你看不到我呢？ Why don't you see me?
我就在这里 I'm right here.
振作起来 伙计们 我们落后了 Pick it up, guys. We're falling behind.
把那个安排送回去 一切都必须是完美的 Send that arrangement back. Everything must be perfect.
出租车! Taxi!
-去哪里？-我不知道开车就行了！ - Where to? - I don't know. Just drive!
奶奶选了所有的照片 Grandma chose all the photos
用来展示她的葬礼 for her funeral display.
丽塔想要把事情做好 Rita wants to make things right.
上帝保佑你不会 God forbid
你有没有听过任何人的任何事情 you ever listen to anybody about anything.
尤妮斯？ Eunice?
尤妮斯 Eunice.
嗯? Yeah?
我的天啊！ Holy hell!
帕特 你还活着？ Pat, you're still alive?
-你还在吹牛吗？-十字架上的基督 女王. - You're still sucking cock? - Christ on the cross, queen.
一个婊子甚至不能给她的鼻子涂上药粉 A bitch can't even powder her nose
却没有得到第三次审判权 without getting the third degree.
现在 退后 让我好好看看你 Now, step back, lemme get a good look at you.
你看起来棒极了 You look fantastic.
妈的 我刚看到你的鞋子了 Shit, I just saw your shoes.
哦 宝贝 我好想你 Oh baby, I missed you.
我也很想你 别做过头了 I missed you too. Don't overdo it.
哦 我一直都是这样 Oh, I always do.
我听说水果和坚果店要关门了 你要去吗？ I heard the Fruit and Nut is closing. You going?
我已经很多年没涉足过了 I haven't set foot in years.
为什么不行？ Why not?
同性恋酒吧太90年代了 Gay bars are so '90s.
天鹅绒拖鞋在洛雷恩消失了 The Velvet Slipper's gone in Lorain
曼斯菲尔德的酒吧也要关门了 and the bar in Mansfield's about to close too.
-我们的安全场所 -嗯-嗯. - Our safe places. - Mm-hmm.
我是说 谁需要水果和坚果 I mean, who needs the Fruit and Nut
当他们可以在Applebee‘s牵手时？ when they can hold hands at Applebee's?
再说了 那个地方让我喝醉了 Besides, that place made me a goddamn drunk.
你还记得我们在首演当晚表演了什么吗？ Do you remember what we performed for the opening night?
哦 谢天谢地我说服了你 Oh, and thank God I talked you out
玛琳·迪特里希的号码 of that Marlene Dietrich number.
但是你的雪莉·贝西的表演赢得了全场的喝彩！ But your Shirley Bassey routine brought down the house!
你两样都做了 桃子和香草 And you did both, the Peaches and Herb.
-同时 -同时 - At the same time. - At the same time.
女孩 你教会了我所有我不想知道的东西 Girl, you taught me everything I never wanted to know.
-你接到一个电话.-哎呀. - You got a call. - Oops.
-你的一个儿子？-让我告诉你一件事. - One of your boys? - Lemme tell ya something.
在这里的交易 会让你头晕目眩 The trade on here, would make your head spin.
让我看看 Show me.
我在这里做得比在酒吧做得更好 I do better on here, than I ever did in the bars.
然而 你在这里 在茶室里巡游 Yet, here you are, cruising the tearoom.
我喜欢掩饰我的底线 I like to cover my bases.
到底是怎么回事？ What on earth?
他们到底在做什么？ What on earth are they doing?
这些爸爸带着他们的. These daddies with their...
-婴儿 -嗯-嗯. - babies. - Mm-hmm.
我甚至都不知道该怎么做同性恋了 I wouldn't even know how to be gay anymore.
跟你的裤装说吧 Tell that to your pantsuit.
太棒了 干得好 伙计 Great. Great job, buddy.
我为他们感到高兴 I'm happy for them.
嫉妒得要死 And jealous as hell.
那些孩子会记住他们的 Those kids will remember them,
在他们离开很久之后 long after they have gone.
谁会记得我们呢？ And who will remember us?
-你留下了很大的印记.-对谁？ - You left a big mark. - On who?
那些同性恋爸爸们应该跪下 Those gay dads should drop to their knees
亲吻你的戒指 and kiss your rings.
哪个？ Which one?
尤其是你左手无名指上的立方氧化锆 Especially the cubic zirconia on your left ring finger.
因为婊子 你知道那是唯一真实的 'Cause bitch, you know that's the only one that's real.
你这个邪恶的婊子 You evil bitch.
我今天去看大卫了 I went to see David today.
他还在死吗？ Is he still dead?
我的名字写在墓碑上 My name was on the tombstone.
不 他妈的 你为那该死的东西付了钱 No shit. You paid for the damn thing.
今天是我第一次看到它 Today was the first time I saw it.
别告诉我 你还在生那个老婊子的气 Don't tell me, you are still mad at that old whore.
天哪 亲爱的 你什么时候才能开始新生活？ Jesus, honey, when are you gonna move on?
你为什么不告诉我我的房子的事？ Why didn't you tell me about my house?
我去过那里 那里什么都没有 I went there. There was nothing there.
你不能告诉疗养院里的人 You don't tell someone in the goddamn nursing home
他们的房子被拆毁了 their house has been demolished.
这是不礼貌的 It's bad etiquette.
但你本可以过来说 “嗨 ” But you could have come and said, "Hi."
至少你有个家 At least you had a home.
还有一个大卫 And a David.
我有一栋房子 还有一只大卫 I had a house, and a David.
两个人都走了 And both are gone.
但你在这里 But you are here.
你不会走的 You're not gone.
尤妮斯 Eunice.
你这个老婊子 坐在我旁边 And you old bitch, sitting next to me.
结果如何？（后来呢？）？ How did it go?
我不干这个婊子了 I quit the bitch.
他妈的冷冻披萨让烤箱着火了 Frozen fucking pizza lit the toaster oven on fire.
但我把大火扑灭了 女孩 But I extinguished the blaze, girl.
-我在这里 我还活着！-你选了一首歌吗？ - I am here, I am alive! - And did you select a song?
我在迪乔诺的地狱里勉强活了下来 I barely survive a DiGiorno inferno
而你却拿我选歌当儿戏？ and you trifle me for song selection?
你真丢人 加布里埃尔 真可惜 Shame on you, Gabriel. Shame.
维尔玛还好吗？ Is Velma all right?
一杯可可·罗科 她就会好起来的 One Coco Roco and she will be just fine.
看起来就像你看到了鬼一样 Look like you seen a ghost.
加布里埃尔派我来看你 Gabriel sent on me to check on you.
我把这个婊子扔在了克罗克锅上 I dropped this bitch on a Crockpot.
这是最后一晚了 我不知道我在做什么 It's the last night, I have no idea what I'm doing.
把锋芒去掉 Take the edge off.
漂亮的皮肤 Gorgeous skin.
-你从哪里来？-汉考克街 - Where are you from? - Hancock Street.
好的 Nice.
你最近去过那里吗？ You been there lately?
-表演很久了？-两年了. - Been performing long? - Two years.
我终于开始好起来了 他们把那该死的酒吧关了 I finally start to get good and they close the damn bar.
你的表演是什么？ What's your act?
把舱门封好 伙计们 Batten down the hatches, boys,
准备好你的鱼叉 给维尔玛·座头鲸小姐让路！ man your harpoons and make way for Miss Velma Humpback!
-“她吹了！”-哦 是的 女王 - "Thar she blows!" - Aw, yes, queen.
忘掉这个小镇吧 维尔玛小姐 Forget this little town, Miss Velma.
你在克利夫兰会很出名的 You'd be big in Cleveland.
嗯 你不是最甜蜜的人吗？ Well, ain't you just the sweetest thing?
-哦 见鬼 不.-坐下.闭上你的眼睛 - Oh, hell no. - Sit down. Close your eyes.
我是专业人士 不能偷看 I'm a professional. No peeking.
不能偷看 No peeking.
瞧 这个 Voila.
-我喜欢你的戒指.-谢谢.每个人都有自己的故事 - I love your rings. - Thanks. Each one has a story.
真的吗？他们是什么? Oh yeah? What are they?
我不记得了 I don't remember.
我都忘了我有多怀念这一切 I forgot how much I missed this.
跳舞？-我们的人民！ - Dancing? - Our people!
杀了它 女孩！ Slay, girl!
先生 Sir.
先生 您的头部受了重伤！ Sir, you sustained a serious head injury!
请回你的房间去 Please get back in your room.
我的葬礼要迟到了 I'm late for my funeral.
先生 给我滚回来 Sir, get your ass back here.
把该死的东西让开 Get the hell out of the way.
贱人 Bitch.
谢尔曼 我是. 对不起! Sherman. I'm... I'm sorry!
你来晚了 You're too late.
噢 嘿 帕特 Oh. Hey, Pat.
她在里面真的是一团糟 She's a real hot mess in there.
完全是一张安静的婊子脸 Total resting bitch face.
安息的死婊子脸 Resting dead bitch face.
她需要你的抚摸 She needs your touch.
把迪迪带回来 Get Dee Dee back.
你怎么敢 Don't you dare.
迪迪会做得更好 Dee Dee would do a better job.
犯傻呀 Bullshit.
我不知道你看起来这么糟糕 I didn't know that you looked that bad.
那就治好我 该死的 Well then fix me, goddammit.
大卫死的时候 你没有来参加葬礼 When David died, you didn't come to the funeral.
现在你想让我救你的命？ And now you want me to rescue yours?
帕特 看在上帝的份上 我甚至都没见过大卫 Pat, for Christ's sake, I never even met David.
我们谈到了他 We talked about him,
33年来每周五下午4点 every Friday at 4:00 for 33 years.
你知道 我在葬礼上做得不好 You know, I don't do well at funerals.
真的？ Really?
我很喜欢他们 I adore them.
你不会让事情变得容易的 帕特里克 You're not making this easy, Patrick.
我在试着纠正这件事 I'm trying to make this right.
我知道我是你的仆人 I know I was your servant...
但我以为我是你的朋友 but I thought I was your friend.
你知道我所有的秘密 You knew every goddamn secret I ever had.
而你从来没有听过我的话 And you never listened once to mine.
那是另一个世界 帕特 It was another world back then, Pat.
人会进化 他们会放手 People evolve, they let go.
也许你也应该这么做 Maybe you should too.
祝你葬礼愉快 Have a fun funeral.
我很难堪！好吧? I was embarrassed! Okay?
大卫是怎么死的 About how David died.
当我告诉你的时候 When I did let you know...
这有多痛.. how much it hurt...
...你不在那里. ...that you weren't there.
因为那一刻我需要你 Because I needed you there at that moment.
你去哪儿了？ Where were you?
我离开了你 I left you.
整个镇子都跟着来了 And the whole town followed.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我原谅你 I forgive you.
你会很漂亮的 You're going to be beautiful.
我会让你变漂亮的 I'll make you beautiful.
是 Yes.
帕特 Pat.
谢谢 Thank you.
我可以和你分享一些东西吗？ May I share something with you?
我15岁时 丽塔奶奶让我坐了下来 I was 15 when Grandma Rita sat me down
问我是否有什么需要告诉她的 and asked me if there was anything I needed to tell her.
我们太保守了 We were so conservative.
告诉她真相 我吓得要死 I was scared to death to tell her the truth.
但最后.. But finally...
我做到了 I did.
“别担心 ”她说 "Don't worry," she said.
“我最好的朋友也是同性恋 ” "My best friend's gay too."
我们彻夜未眠 We stayed up all night.
她把你和大卫的事都告诉我了 She told me all about you and David.
尽管我从来没有真正了解过你 Even though I never really knew you...
我想让你知道你改变了我的生活 I want you to know you changed my life.
哦 宝贝 我好想你 Oh, baby, I missed you.
嘿 先生 Hey, mister.
再见 各位！ Bye, everybody!
有时来看我吧 Come and see me sometimes.